hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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