last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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