he wants to bone in the snuggie
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
There's always time for handjobs
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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