I think I am morally bankrupt
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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