Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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