hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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