i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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