why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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It's a beautiful day for a hangover
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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