problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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