There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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