is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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