I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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