dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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