Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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