my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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