your thong is hanging out like whoa
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels