i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation