After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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