I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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