did you get engaged???
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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