It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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