Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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