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I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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