Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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