Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
