you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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