So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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