I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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