Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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