why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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