I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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