its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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