My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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