she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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