Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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