porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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