the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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