Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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