sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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