STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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