I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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