All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
