I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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