these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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did i walk over a car last night?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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