Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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