Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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