Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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