I like my sex mixed with concussions.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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