It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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