I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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