Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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