she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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