omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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