Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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