I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If I die, sorry about rent.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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