that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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