are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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