I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
