My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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